Divini
Consumer products, built and run

Your own consumer products business, fully managed.

Your own brand, with its own branding, on its own site. We design the products, pay for the advertising and run the store, and you approve the work.

your label
your name
made to order
5 parts  /  1 product
Who it’s for Comedy merch  →
$0
Up front for your store
0
Stock you hold
12
Online jobs we run
1
Left with you: approve
We plug into the store you already run
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The range

We build the range. You just approve it.

Built from your channel, your show and the lines your audience already says back to you, priced from an impulse buy to the top of the range.

ZB-001 rev A
EP. 100 THE HUNDREDTH EPISODE
$35
Episode tee Approved
ZB-002 rev B
“THE LINE” FROM THE SHOW
$75
Heavy hoodie Approved
ZB-003 rev C
CLUB
$32
Club cap Approved
ZB-004 rev D
TOTE
$26
Canvas tote Passed
ZB-005 rev E
QUOTE
$22
Quote mug Approved
ZB-006 rev F
$45
Signed poster Passed

Every design goes past you before it goes live. Mockups are illustrative.

What we run online

An online store is twelve jobs. We run all of them.

On you
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On us
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01 Research into your material You Us
02 Design and art direction You Us
03 Mockups and promo assets You Us
04 Storefront build and upkeep You Us
05 Conversion, upsells, optimisation You Us
06 Email and SMS automations You Us
07 Drop planning and the calendar You Us
08 Print, samples, QC and fulfilment You Us
09 Customer service, returns, chargebacks You Us
10 Advertising — spend funded by us You Us
11 Entity, insurance, tax and filings You Us
12 Reporting and sell-through You Us
13 Approve the work You —

Also inside: drop emails and SMS · abandoned-cart and back-in-stock flows · tested mockups · bundles from what sells.

What you do
Approve.
Up front
$0
You get paid
Monthly.

Three ways to cover the job.

You absorb it
Your hours

And your own advertising budget.

What it costs you, every month
You hire for it
Your money

Paid before a single item sells.

What it costs you, every month
You hand it over
Nothing

We are paid only from profit we make.

What it costs you: nothing, until it works
A shop, or a business

A shop is a tab. A business is a brand.

An audience that already likes you
Becomes something they can hold
Becomes a name on the chest
Becomes money that arrives every month
Who carries it Print-on-demandMerch housesDone-for-youDivini
Production & fulfilment Print-on-demand✓ ThemMerch houses✓ ThemDone-for-you✓ ThemDivini✓ Us
Design & art direction Print-on-demand— YouMerch houses✓ ThemDone-for-you— Billed hourlyDivini✓ Us, included
Merchandising the storefront Print-on-demand— YouMerch houses✓ ThemDone-for-you✓ ThemDivini✓ Us
A media budget in the contract Print-on-demand— YouMerch houses— YouDone-for-you— Listed, never committedDivini✓ Us, capped and dated
A calendar tied to your dates Print-on-demand— YouMerch houses— RarelyDone-for-you— Tooling onlyDivini✓ Us
What you put up front Print-on-demand— Your ad budget and your hoursMerch houses— Recoupable advanceDone-for-you— $50/hr + a 300-unit minimumDivini✓ Nothing
Equity taken in your brand Print-on-demand✓ NoneMerch houses✓ NoneDone-for-you— Some take itDivini✓ None
Split moves in your favour Print-on-demand✓ No splitMerch houses— Fixed royaltyDone-for-you— Mostly unpublishedDivini✓ Every band
You keep it all if it ends Print-on-demand✓ It’s your storeMerch houses— Advance repayableDone-for-you— VariesDivini✓ Store, artwork, suppliers, filings

Nothing up front

No fee, no retainer, no minimum order.

No equity, ever

A share of profit while we run it. Your name stays yours.

A split that tilts to you

In writing before you sign, and it moves your way as you grow.

Your range stays yours

New products only. What you already sell stays 100% yours.

Online, we cannot
stock out.

01
A fan buys

On your store, or one we build.

02
It routes

To the print partner nearest them.

03
Printed & shipped

Direct, tracked. Returns come to us.

04
You get paid

Live dashboard, monthly statement.

One printer

Seven of its own factories. One QC standard.

No brokers

Most orders printed and shipped in 2–5 working days.

Routed per order

US orders print in the US, EU orders in the EU.

How we launch

Nothing about this
is improvised.

00

Built first, terms after

Store, range and flows built at our cost. Yours to keep.

01

One closed drop

Small, to a known list, on purpose.

02

Standards, in writing

Service times, backed by our share of the profit.

03

A runbook you own

Suppliers, artwork and logins, updated monthly.

The detail

Read the launch strategy

10 chapters
Where it lives

Plug into your store. Or let us build one.

A

Inside the store you run

Added as a collaborator, never a password.

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B

A dedicated store we build

Built on your domain. We build it and pay for it.

Your existing theme1–2 wks
A custom theme, built to the design3–5 wks
Headless storefront, exactly the concept2–4 wks

Your existing range stays 100% yours.

C

At the table, on every date

The same range, sold at the venue.

On tour →

Our own jewellery line: seventy-nine pieces, made in-house end to end.

Divini  ·  01
Signature necklaceProduct & sourcing
Divini  ·  02
Rose & pearl lariatPhotography
Divini  ·  03
Gift packagingBrand & unboxing
Divini ™

Live and taking orders.

Shop the line at shop.divini.co.uk  →
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before you call.

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Also here Questions  → Templates  → Artist merch in 2026  → Moving off Spring  →

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